What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Anti Joke

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