- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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