- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

no really what are ur names?

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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