Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

Your mother is so fat.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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