whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

say it ten times fast: oh

Wolfjob.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

I like the color potato.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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