- Anti Joke

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.