What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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