- Anti Joke

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."