- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

knock knock who's there? hope

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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