Female Orgasms

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Sam Hengal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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im gey

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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