- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

The Moon Landing.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

who is not good looking? mon morello

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Women's Rights.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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