- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why can't jokes spit?

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

why are balck people black because they are

you first

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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