- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

The lion swallowed his pride.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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