There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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