What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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