what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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