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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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