your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why is the ground wet It rained

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