- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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