What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

do you wanna hear a joke school

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Neil Lewis

sorry son your nanas been put down

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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