i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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adam hodgson !

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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well now

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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