- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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