Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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