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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

i like men but im not gay

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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