- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

A dyslexic blind man

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

I hate long jokes -_-

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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