- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

No

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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