A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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