- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Prostitution is bad.......

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

so...um, yeah

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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