So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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