Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

I like your hair

Gay republicans

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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