- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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