It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What do black people eat? Food.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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