- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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