- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Anyone can post anything.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

your life

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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