What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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