- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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