- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

give me a thumbs up

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Do you love me? No.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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