- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

you gay?

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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