- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

a seal walks into a club.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Hello.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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