Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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this is stupid .... yep

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