Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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