- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

I had friends on the Death Star.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Church.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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