- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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