Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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ur mum

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What's circular and round A circle

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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