I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What are annoying? Ads.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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