i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

how may i help you

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

guest what i love pancakes

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Women's rights

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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