- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

This one time at band camp music was played.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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