- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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