- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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