- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Knock knock come in.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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