How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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The global news

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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