Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Peas

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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taking out the trash... at night

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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