- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

Women's Rights.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

i am a dino. RAWR.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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