- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

No

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Women's rights

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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