- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

hard cheese

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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