If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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