Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Stealth baseballs record

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

I'd like to make a withdraw

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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