Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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