What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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What is the difference?

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Anthony sucks

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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