- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Where's my tractor?

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Christianity

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

CHORGLUND

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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