- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

This is my favorite antijoke.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

So, this joke isn't funny.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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