A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Racial Equality

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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