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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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