Women's Rights.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Your existance.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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