How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Anti Joke

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