Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Haha, I get it..

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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