- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

its funny cuz i laughed!

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

The chicken crossed the road.

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