What? Huh?

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Skrillex.

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feminists.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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