- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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