- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

God. God.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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