Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A man did not like this site

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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