Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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